It's just not working out any more. You take up too much of our time.
No, it's not you. It's us.
Good-bye for now, cable TV. You are expensive and unnecessary. I'm surprised we were together for this long, frankly.
I will miss all of the good times we had together. Goodbye, Curious George. How I loved that you would teach my children numbers and counting. Goodbye, Hawaii Five-O. I liked your music and your fun setting. Goodbye, CNBC's Fast Money. I really won't miss you at all. Now I get my husband for that 45 minutes every night. So there.
I had to console my son. No, we are not actually getting rid of the physical TV. It will stay in its place of prominence in our living room. We can still watch movies. Just not cable TV.
Oh, 30 Rock!
Oh, So You Think You Can Dance!
Really, it is better this way.
At least that is what I am told.